Two Pairings | Xander/Willow or
Xander/Buffy
asked by inksplotched
XANDER: I might need a parrot.
WILLOW: Huh?
XANDER: Well, to go with the eyepatch. To really complete the look. I think I still have that costume from Halloween.
WILLOW: Yeah, and don’t underestimate the impact of a peg leg. Maybe the hospital can hook you up with a nice one. Maybe they have a “two body parts for the price of one” kind of deal.
XANDER: Oh, you know what the best part is? No one will ever make me watch Jaws 3D again!
WILLOW: Yeah, and you’ll never have to…
(She gets quiet, her smile still pasted on her face. She can’t talk. Still smiling, tears start welling up in her eyes.)
XANDER: Oh, Willow. Please, don’t.
